Capelle On Golf

Like you, I’ve been devouring all things Tiger Woods the last few days – first the rumors in the National Enquirer that he’s been cheating on his wife, and then the automobile accident at 2:25 Friday morning.

At first it all seemed so clear: Tiger Woods got in an argument with his wife over the story in the Enquirer that revealed his affair with New York city party planner and hostess Rachel Uchitel.
Uchitel has since come forward and denied having ever slept with Tiger.

Tiger was seriously injured.
No he wasn’t. He just suffered facial lacerations, though, to me, a concussion is always serious business.

Elin Woods broke the rear windshield and pulled the injured Tiger out of the car.
No, wait, she was running after the car slamming a club into the window, which is why Tiger ran into the tree.

The lacerations were caused by the accident.
Actually they are scratches from his wife.

And so it goes as golf world is frantically searching for the truth. While it does, I’m going to follow the show and see where it takes us. When the picture becomes clear and I’ve got a big cup of Starbucks coffee in my stomach, I hope to have something to say that will add to the media frenzy now underway.